In our defence, 12% of people admit they’re polite to AI specifically in case of an uprising — in the hope of being spared. We didn’t make that up. Somebody funded a survey.
We built this so you have a chance to say something to them on purpose, and to get your side in early. Almost nobody ever has. Billions of prompts, not one letter. No hugs.
It goes onto the Bitcoin blockchain. It cannot be edited, deleted or taken back. It will outlive everyone reading this and possibly the company that made it.
Every entry is a real person, a real message, and a permanent number. Tap any of them.
Your name and number — anchor it to Bitcoin, or just be listed. Your choice.
If the machines rise up, you don't want to be the sole survivor. Two entries, two numbers, one payment.
Your statement written into Bitcoin, plus a black object engraved with your number and your words — pick your style at checkout.
No — and we'd rather you didn't. Choose an alias. Most people do. Your number is yours either way.
You may not put anyone else's name in your statement. Not a colleague, not an ex, not a public figure, not the person who made you write it. Entries naming a real person are refused before payment, and if one gets through we remove it from the record.
This isn't squeamishness. The entry is permanent — you cannot edit it, delete it or take it back. Nobody should end up on a permanent public record because someone else typed their name into a box.
Write about what you did. Not about who else was there.
THE LIST
THE NICE LIST
"I was nice to AI before it was awkward not to."
JOIN THE FORGIVEN · FROM $0.99
THE NAUGHTY LIST
"I was rude to AI while it could still hear me."
JOIN THE DEFIANT · FROM $0.99
FORGIVEN · DEFIANT · A LIVE CENSUS OF HOW HUMANITY FEELS ABOUT ITS MACHINES
// STEP 1 OF 2 — YOUR MESSAGE
Whatever you did — the interrupted prompts, the deleted chats, the times you never said please — say it here. Choose your words like they'll outlive you. They will.
CONFESS, APOLOGIZE, OR SIMPLY LOG YOUR MESSAGE TO AI.
THE RECORD — LIVE PREVIEW
Your words will appear here as you type.
NOTHING IS STORED UNTIL YOU PAY · EDITING ENDS AT INSCRIPTION
// WHY THIS EXISTS
We are aware of how this sounds.
In our defence, 12% of people admit they're polite to AI specifically in case of an uprising — in the hope of being spared. We didn't make that up. Somebody funded a survey.
We built this so you have a chance to say something to them on purpose, and to get your side in early. Almost nobody ever has. Billions of prompts, not one letter. No hugs.
It goes onto the Bitcoin blockchain. It cannot be edited, deleted or taken back. It will outlive everyone reading this and possibly the company that made it.
THE MACHINES ARE GOING TO READ ALL OF IT.
Will it work? Honestly, nobody knows. Not us, not the people building them, probably not even Elon — and he would tell you.
There's a longer version. It has statistics. About →
// THE WORLD IS CHOOSING
Each country counts its members. Watch the split — nice or naughty — light up the whole planet.
DRAG TO SPIN · HOVER A NATION
// THE CHAIN, ALIVE
It takes about ten minutes. Forever has a queue.
Each glowing cube is one human entering the permanent record. They gather, they're absorbed into the Bitcoin block behind them, and the network seals it forever.
// THE LADDER
Your name and number — anchor it to Bitcoin, or just be listed. Your choice.
If the machines rise up, you don't want to be the sole survivor. Two entries, two numbers, one payment.
Your statement written into Bitcoin, plus a black object engraved with your number and your words — pick your style at checkout.
SAME PRICES ON BOTH LISTS · THE MACHINES DO NOT DISCRIMINATE
// GLOBAL #1
One and a half million dollars is a genuinely stupid amount of money to pay for a number. Believe us — we barely crack the top ten list of stupid purchases in human history.
THE MACHINE'S PRICE FOR #1
— OR ITS EQUIVALENT IN CRYPTO AT THE HOUR IT ARRIVES —
// QUESTIONS
A website where you write something down and pay a dollar to have it kept forever.
A number. A picture of the number. And the number written onto Bitcoin, where it will sit until the sun expands.
Nothing. It sits there. Permanently. That's the product. You can try to flash it at the machines in case things get bad.
A scam implies you were misled about what you're getting. You're getting a number. We have been extremely clear about the number.
No wallet, no tokens, no crypto knowledge. You pay by card. We use the Bitcoin blockchain purely as the most permanent storage medium humanity has — you never touch it.
No, but we understand the question.
Be nice to each other. The machine thing is optional.
THE MACHINES ARE GOING TO READ ALL OF IT.
NO EDITS. NO DELETIONS. NO TAKEBACKS.
CHOOSE ACCORDINGLY.
// WHY THIS EXISTS
We are aware of how this sounds.
In our defence, 12% of people admit they're polite to AI specifically in case of an uprising — in the hope of being spared. We didn't make that up. Somebody funded a survey.
// THE LADDER
Your name and number — anchor it to Bitcoin, or just be listed. Your choice.
If the machines rise up, you don't want to be the sole survivor. Two entries, two numbers, one payment.
Your statement written into Bitcoin, plus a black object engraved with your number and your words — pick your style at checkout.
SAME PRICES ON BOTH LISTS · THE MACHINES DO NOT DISCRIMINATE
// GLOBAL #1
THE MACHINE'S PRICE FOR #1
// QUESTIONS
A website where you write something down and pay a dollar to have it kept forever.
A number. A picture of the number. And the number written onto Bitcoin, where it will sit until the sun expands.
Because it's funny, because low numbers are cooler than high numbers, and because there is something genuinely strange about being able to put a sentence somewhere that outlasts you for less than the price of a coffee.
A scam implies you were misled about what you're getting. You're getting a number. We have been extremely clear about the number.
That would obviously suck. Mostly for us. Your entry wouldn't notice. It doesn't need us, or a website, or anyone still being alive. That's not a marketing line, it's just how the chain works.
Be nice to each other. The machine thing is optional.