Naughty has led four times. It has never held the lead past midnight.

The census since launch. Nice leads by 14,529 today — but the gap has closed to under a thousand on three separate occasions.

People apologise at 3am and refuse at lunchtime.

Confessions cluster in the small hours. Defiance peaks between noon and two. Nobody is sorry at 1pm.

Guilt is verbose. Defiance is not.

The average confession runs more than twice the length of the average refusal. Nobody needs many words to say they owe you nothing.

Two vocabularies. No overlap.

The most frequent words on each side of the record. Not one word in the top twenty appears on both.

Japan is the politest country on Earth to machines.

Ranked by the share of members who chose the Nice List. Countries with fewer than 500 members are excluded.

COUNTRY IS SELF-DECLARED AND OPTIONAL. 38% OF MEMBERS DID NOT STATE ONE AND ARE NOT COUNTED HERE. THIS IS WHAT PEOPLE CHOSE TO SAY, NOT WHERE THEY ARE.

142,806 human sentences are now on Bitcoin.

Written across 2,214 blocks. They cannot be edited, moved or removed — by anyone, including us.

A human joins every 41 seconds.

The busiest single day was 14 June — 31,209 arrivals, one every 2.8 seconds for twenty-four hours.